Its that season of the year when employees are at their best , managers get treated with a lot of bhog just like we treat gods with sweets and sacrifices in the hope they forget our past sins:p
And while we must all go through this grind,lets have a laugh while we play this differently in our mind.
In an alternate universe where things happen exactly opp to what u think and perceive :
Its appraisal season again and meet Mr Boss who is currently sobbing as he expresses his fears to his wife about how he doesn't want to go to office. Come appraisal season and she has to go through this on a daily basis where she has to talk him out of his fears and sometimes even has to literally push her hubby to office on the promise of rewarding dinner in exchange.
in office:
Mr Boss is hiding behind his computer at his seat and hoping the day passes uneventfully. One of his employees is making his way towards the exit for tea break and slaps Mr Boss on the back as he passes by, only to make Mr Boss shudder inwardly.
But the universe has other plans in store for Mr Boss .
in comes a mail from the HR arranging training camp for managers in view of the upcoming appraisal meetings.
At the training camp:
HR:
Today we will cover
how to say NO to employees
how to face breakups with your kaamsu employees and survivethem
how to make employees feel guilty about expecting more from the company
blah blah blah as Mr Boss zones out only to snap back to reality when he hears his name called out.
HR to Mr Boss: I hope u r clear.
Mr Boss shakes his vigorously to rule out scope for any more questions.
On personal questions round
**imagine HR walking like Kajol with a whip in Baazigar and is like kitne aadmi hai:p**
And Mr Boss stammers and is like d..d..dus sarkar
On the day of appraisal:
Employee 1 on being told his rating is 2: Saab Saab aisa mat karo saab ...mera do biwi hai...chota chota bachha hai...2 rating ke bonus se kya karoon sahab..ab mien bachhon ko iphone kahan se doon sahab
Mr Boss is all sympathetic and increases his rating on hearing Emp 1
Employee 2 on bieng given rating2 :
Starts sobbing loudly
Mr Boss is feeling very uncomfortable and offers her a hanky and is like u can take the rest of the day off go to a spa.
Knowing he has totally blown it Mr Boss zones out as he tries to think of ways he can escape the firing he will gave to face from the HR. Maybe going underground for a week till HR Boss Lady cools her heels will do?Sneakily he books a ticket to his wifes maika in a village in western ghats with no network connectivity to take cover till the upcoming storm blows away.
And while we must all go through this grind,lets have a laugh while we play this differently in our mind.
In an alternate universe where things happen exactly opp to what u think and perceive :
Its appraisal season again and meet Mr Boss who is currently sobbing as he expresses his fears to his wife about how he doesn't want to go to office. Come appraisal season and she has to go through this on a daily basis where she has to talk him out of his fears and sometimes even has to literally push her hubby to office on the promise of rewarding dinner in exchange.
in office:
Mr Boss is hiding behind his computer at his seat and hoping the day passes uneventfully. One of his employees is making his way towards the exit for tea break and slaps Mr Boss on the back as he passes by, only to make Mr Boss shudder inwardly.
But the universe has other plans in store for Mr Boss .
in comes a mail from the HR arranging training camp for managers in view of the upcoming appraisal meetings.
At the training camp:
HR:
Today we will cover
how to say NO to employees
how to face breakups with your kaamsu employees and survivethem
how to make employees feel guilty about expecting more from the company
blah blah blah as Mr Boss zones out only to snap back to reality when he hears his name called out.
HR to Mr Boss: I hope u r clear.
Mr Boss shakes his vigorously to rule out scope for any more questions.
On personal questions round
**imagine HR walking like Kajol with a whip in Baazigar and is like kitne aadmi hai:p**
And Mr Boss stammers and is like d..d..dus sarkar
On the day of appraisal:
Employee 1 on being told his rating is 2: Saab Saab aisa mat karo saab ...mera do biwi hai...chota chota bachha hai...2 rating ke bonus se kya karoon sahab..ab mien bachhon ko iphone kahan se doon sahab
Mr Boss is all sympathetic and increases his rating on hearing Emp 1
Employee 2 on bieng given rating2 :
Starts sobbing loudly
Mr Boss is feeling very uncomfortable and offers her a hanky and is like u can take the rest of the day off go to a spa.
Knowing he has totally blown it Mr Boss zones out as he tries to think of ways he can escape the firing he will gave to face from the HR. Maybe going underground for a week till HR Boss Lady cools her heels will do?Sneakily he books a ticket to his wifes maika in a village in western ghats with no network connectivity to take cover till the upcoming storm blows away.
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