Spoof on delivery guys
Enter girl who places orders online on a daily basis
She tries and returns on a frequent basis and carries multiple phones per website and looks fabulously chic
She places so many orders frequently that when she floats in to pick her packages,theres a cool breeze around her hair and suddenly all the busy delivery guys stop to just take notice of her and her
in season clohing and all delivery guys be like madam madam madam aapka package and clamouring for her attention
And shes like bhaiyya aapne call kiya tha kya and he delivery guys mooning on her as she picks her package
Another scene where theres a smartly dressed delivery guy whos making moves on her and trying to be oversmart to get her to smile and she completely ignores him.
Until this one time she orders from a new site and this delivery guy is also fully dressed up in fashion she cant make out if hes a delivery guy or not and
he has brought this huge sack of stuff and its piled all over the floor and peopls are on thier knees searching for thier package as hes just standing and getting people to sign for the package n leave
And shes like "bhaiyya" and hes hardly paying her any attention and she walks off in a huff rather than having to search for her package
Next day she comes dressed all jazzed up and shes like today he will notice me and pick the package himself and give it to me, but no use.
Now shes really all worked up and shes like imagining scenarios in her head where she does a setting or does she have to have an text affair with him to get him to
deliver her packages on a priority basis.And we have hilarious text affair scenarios where shes like jaanu see na gucci belt missing to complete my outfit and send s him a pic
And hes like drooling over it
and shes like Abhi order kiya hai jaldi le aao with gift icon and heart eyes smiley
and she imagines him running in slow motion with her package and delivering to her as everyone who has come to pick packge just stops and turns and are gaping in jealousy as
they are still searching thiers while on thier knees
But none of that happens in real
We end up showing the girl maintaining delivery guys like guys have to maintain girls in hopes that one day they will consider them as a boyfrn, only in this case for a priority delivery which includes tings like
taking them out to eat, chauffering them around, listening to their sad stories:p
Enter girl who places orders online on a daily basis
She tries and returns on a frequent basis and carries multiple phones per website and looks fabulously chic
She places so many orders frequently that when she floats in to pick her packages,theres a cool breeze around her hair and suddenly all the busy delivery guys stop to just take notice of her and her
in season clohing and all delivery guys be like madam madam madam aapka package and clamouring for her attention
And shes like bhaiyya aapne call kiya tha kya and he delivery guys mooning on her as she picks her package
Another scene where theres a smartly dressed delivery guy whos making moves on her and trying to be oversmart to get her to smile and she completely ignores him.
Until this one time she orders from a new site and this delivery guy is also fully dressed up in fashion she cant make out if hes a delivery guy or not and
he has brought this huge sack of stuff and its piled all over the floor and peopls are on thier knees searching for thier package as hes just standing and getting people to sign for the package n leave
And shes like "bhaiyya" and hes hardly paying her any attention and she walks off in a huff rather than having to search for her package
Next day she comes dressed all jazzed up and shes like today he will notice me and pick the package himself and give it to me, but no use.
Now shes really all worked up and shes like imagining scenarios in her head where she does a setting or does she have to have an text affair with him to get him to
deliver her packages on a priority basis.And we have hilarious text affair scenarios where shes like jaanu see na gucci belt missing to complete my outfit and send s him a pic
And hes like drooling over it
and shes like Abhi order kiya hai jaldi le aao with gift icon and heart eyes smiley
and she imagines him running in slow motion with her package and delivering to her as everyone who has come to pick packge just stops and turns and are gaping in jealousy as
they are still searching thiers while on thier knees
But none of that happens in real
We end up showing the girl maintaining delivery guys like guys have to maintain girls in hopes that one day they will consider them as a boyfrn, only in this case for a priority delivery which includes tings like
taking them out to eat, chauffering them around, listening to their sad stories:p
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